The Perfect Girl? Submitted Jan. 13, 2012

This girl I met... She was perfect. She was pretty. She can hold her drink. Had a job and went to school. She didn't fall for the usual 'frat boys' every girl throw themselves at. Then one day she comes to my dorm and tells me to get dressed and that she was tired of waiting for me to ask her out. She was PERFECT and different.
After that first week, she drove me insane. She would be nice and cool one day and completely psychic the next. I couldn't keep up with her. I was emotionally drained. Every time we went out I increased my chances of dying. I always got into accidents and bad things just always followed when she was around. She was a bad luck. Not to mention extremely clumsy. She was so crazy and mental that I began falling for her so hard. I was whipped and it is sad.
I told her that I was in love with her and wanted to be exclusive. She was so excited and happy and went back to being cool and calm. Then she got to study medicine abroad in england. We ended it and she went insane. She called all the times and cried and hit me and tried to kill me a couple of times. When she left I thought I would be happier with out her craziness and psychotic behavior. But I wasn't. I missed her so much and realized that this crazy nut job was the one for me. When she came back I proposed and she said yes. She is still crazy but I love it.
We've been Married for 10 years now and I want to kill myself everyday because she drives me insane. But I know when it comes down to it I can never be with out her.
The sex was amazing by the way :)