Unsettling update

So my mother was surfing the interwebz yesterday when she was bored at work. A co-worker recommended she look up people she knows in the local county's court registry for shits and giggles. So she did.

When a mother goes to one of these sites, the first people the search is their children, so she searched me and printed the results. I came over to visit her coincedentally and she handed me the printout while saying, "I don't even want to know."

There was a traffic ticket I was punished with last year and this other infraction from seven years ago. I looked at the older infraction a little closer to discover it was a petition for 'Civil Domestic Violence' which translates to me as a restraining order. Seeing as I was never served with an order I had no idea that a) I had one on record and b) people could see that I had one on record. Now I get to spend the next few weeks or so getting this wiped clean. Awesome.

Bitch.