Epilogue

There's an epilogue to my tale of humor/sadness



Fate has a way of biting me in the ass. Examples:

-I was forced to move in with my mother after being kicked out of our apartment. Soon after, she moved back in with her parents. Her parents lived within walking distance from my mom. I had to pass it every day to drop my brother off at school. Awkward. Probably made me look like a stalker or something.

-Years later, I got an aparment directly across the street (and owned by the same fucks that banned me) from the one I vowed to "never return to".

-When I officially began a relationship with a recent girlfriend, I was at a friend's wedding. My friend's wedding was at the same venue where I attended my prom with, you guessed it, the ex.



Looking back at it all, the good times definitely out-weighed the bad. Although, the bad weighed a shitload. Its like saying the tumor only takes up a 10% of my leg. Compare that to my hand and my hand is gone. Bad analogy, but you get the point. I would call it a bi-polar relationship. Extreme highs and extreme lows.

I do have a lot more stories that I could share, but exactly how much of an asshole do I wanna be? Honestly, if I shared any more, it'd be a little easier to find out who she is and for her to sue me in some way. That wouldn't be very neighborly of me. Also, I made it a point to not share anything that didn't directly involve me. Now, if I were offered a book deal or a movie-type offer, then I might buckle.

...and I do have movie material. Man, there is some good 'R'-rated shit.



I came across an actual store that sells apparel for these crazy bitches. I laughed.

11 comments:

Remy said...

Hey---e-mail me if you make a movie. I'll totally watch it. :)

Anonymous said...

hey i read all your stories,as much as i got a laugh at some of them, your ex sounds like she for sure has borderline personality disorder. Look it up.

Anonymous said...

It didn't strike me as BPD that she has. It sounds more like she has obsessive/compulsive disorder with the crazy accusations and stuff. If so, her quest is for the perfect man which she'll never find. She'll do best with the "Black Mamba". (see my other comments) Did she insist that the refrigerator items to be arranged in neat little rows?

Amber said...

Wow, my current boyfriend also had a psycho ex. She finally got him to get an apartment for the two of them, where she ended up sleeping with guys in the room next to the one they share while he was asleep. Then she started seeing this guy she met on myspace behind his back. They broke up and she ended up moving in with the other guy, while my boyfriend moved back in with his parents. His ex was kind enough to come over a few days after that to let him know that the guy she moved in with lived right behind him.

Joseph said...

DUDE, No f'in lie, GOOD GOD, my ex was the same freaking way, thought i could handle it... litter did about 70% of the stuff, especially the hotel thing... she was bipolar/borderline... o dont know which but she was crazy, and still care and love her but she was a total bitch, and i dont want that stress again, the false "im prego with ur kid" and it wasnt false, the bitch had a abortion... sooo yeah... i totally get it... she was my first gf and im 19 that was 3 months ago since we ended lol

Anonymous said...

I'd love to see some of those tapes. Will you ever post any of them? Have any of them been posted? Where?

Anonymous said...

Your Ex sounded Psycho but also sounded intelligent. I'd really like to see what she looks like. Will you ever post a picture or video?

Webmaster said...

I think posting any type of video or picture or description would be a pretty shitty thing to do. But for what it's worth, she was fairly hot.

Cooper said...

May I ask you how long ago this was, because I think you and my brother dated the same chick..... Though he's in Texas and I'm not sure where you were. I'm 12 btw and she did some crazy and shitty things to me as-well. Asked me to come into the room while they ended up to be having sex.... I was scarred for life. And I don't live in Texas, so when I visited she would be a complete bitch! I mean like throw shit at him and then I had to calm her down etc. Then me, and my family said " (brothers name whom I won't say) we love you and that's why we want you to break up with her." Now he's happily married to another chick, has a child and another on the way!

Scarlett Shadow said...

As another person wrote - it sounds to me like she has Borderline Personality Disorder. For sure.

Anonymous said...

Man, after reading all your problem with your crazy ex, it brings me more strengh because I'm currently dealing with a crazy ex right now.

I recognized my ex while reading some stuff, specialy when being illogical, saying shit that doesnt make any sens just tro bring her point (which is totaly stupid)

now I'm finaly done...

She threw eggs at my house, and at some girls car parked in front of it, she often drive over and spy what's happening inside. And her fun is to make me look like an asshole. Saying on faceshit that I sleep with every girl I meet (because I was watching movie with friends)

She threw (little) rocks at bedroom window,broke door window, cut me with her nails... (still have scars)

Once I tried to record her... man when she realised that we were recorded, her eyes wanted to devour my soul while she was hitting me (funny fact that I blocked her hit while smiling.. but still she tried and gave a good kick on my leg)

well, hope she will find somebody else soon enough, getting tired of all this.